How not to park!!

[Bob]

I saw this and just had to post it here. List your captions below.

http://www.volvoclub.org.uk/graphics/parking.jpg

[Networkguy]

>http://www.volvoclub.org.uk/graphics/parking.jpg
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I am a woman therefore I am expected to do this.

[George Holmer]

I wonder if she thought someone would nick it if she left the keys in the ignition... and that bottle of water, I mean honestly.



George

Anglo-Swede resident near Leuven in Belgium

'87 745 GLE Turbo Diesel Intercooler (D24TIC/M46, 200k)
'88 745 Turbo Intercooler (B230FT/M46, 270k)
'88 745 GL (B200E/M47, 200k)
'89 440 GL (B18K, 90k)

[niloc]

I hope the car was well undersealed!!!

Colin Aldridge

South Wales

'90 765 GLE

[Peter Milnes]

"I had just washed it and couldn't do a thing with it!"

All the best, Peter

[migrator]

That's the last time I use 'Cheapo Ferries'

[Dan F]

http://www.volvoclub.org.uk/graphics/parking.jpg


"My husband asked me if I could fetch the water from the car.....I think I am going need more bottles..."

or

"Noreens new Mega-shades were so good, that even a massive white boat in direct sunlight couldn't penetrate the lenses".

or

"Noreen wondered if this is what they meant when they said women should stay in the kitchen..."

or

"Noreen took her husband literally when he asked her to park as near to the boat as she could......"

Just a few to get you started........

Cheers,
Dan.

[exley]

Before using tyres as cheap boat fenders it is preferable to remove them from the vehicle!!!!!!!

[George Holmer]

"I needed to replace the exhaust and I've lost my jack..."

George

Anglo-Swede resident near Leuven in Belgium

'87 745 GLE Turbo Diesel Intercooler (D24TIC/M46, 200k)
'88 745 Turbo Intercooler (B230FT/M46, 270k)
'88 745 GL (B200E/M47, 200k)
'89 440 GL (B18K, 90k)

[Dan F]

>I saw this and just had to post it here. List your captions
>below.
>
>http://www.volvoclub.org.uk/graphics/parking.jpg
>
>

Here's some more:

"Never mind the car dear.....at least I saved the evian".

or

"I thought it looked a bit small for a ferry...."

or

"Noreen wondered why she hadn't been warned about the new 'perpendicular parking' aspect of the driving test..."

or

"A satisfied grin spread across Noreens face as she imagined her husbands face when he set eyes on his new off roader"

or

"Noreen looked around blankly wondering if it was perhaps time to clean her glasses...."

Later,
Dan.