Volvo Songs 1

[itbloke]

Here are two songs for you...

This one to the tune of 'Cry me a river' by Justin Timberlake...

"Blow up your Volvo"

You were my car
You were my steed
But you didn't like all the ways I drove you, no
So you took a chip
And made other mods
But I bet you didn't think that they would come crashing down, no

You don't have to say, what you drive,
I already know, I found out from him
Now there's just no chance, for you and me, there'll never be
And don't it make you sad about it

I am your volvo
Why did you leave me, all alone
Now you tell me you need me
When you drive me, to your home
Guy I refuse, you must have me confused
With some other car
My brake pads were burned, and now it's your turn
To blow, blow up your volvo
blow up your turbo
blow up your volvo
blow up your turbo, yea yea

I know that they say
That some cars are better left unsold
It wasn't like you only test drove it and you know it
(Don't act like you don't know it)
All of these things people told me
Keep messing with my head
(Messing with my head)
You should've picked fer-ra-ri
Then you may not have blown it
(Yea..)

You don't have to say, what you drive,
(Don't have to say, what you did)
I already know, I found out from him
(I already know, uh)
Now there's just no chance, for you and me, there'll never be
(No chance, you and me)
And don't it make you sad about it

I am your volvo
Why did you leave me, all alone
Now you tell me you need me
When you drive me, to your home
Guy I refuse, you must have me confused
With some other car
My brake pads were burned, and now it's your turn
To blow, blow up your turbo
blow up your volvo
blow up your turbo
blow up your volvo, yea yea

Oh
(Oh)
The volvo is bought
So I guess I be screaming
Oh
(Oh)
The volvo is bought
So I guess I be screaming
Oh
(Oh)
The volvo is bought
So I guess I be screaming
Oh
(Oh)
The volvo is bought
So I guess I be... screaming

You don't have to say, what you drive,
(Don't have to say, what you did)
I already know, I found out from him
(I already know, uh)
Now there's just no chance, for you and me, there'll never be
(No chance, you and me)
And don't it make you sad about it

Blow up your volvo
(Go on and just)
blow up your turbo
(Baby go on and just)
blow up your volvo
(You can go on and just)
blow up your turbo, yea yea

blow up your volvo
(Baby go on and just)
blow up your turbo
(Go on and just)
blow up your volvo
(Cause I've already cried)
blow up your turbo, yea yea
(Ain't gonna drive no more, yea-yea)

blow up your turbo
blow up your turbo, oh
blow up your volvo, oh
blow up your volvo, oh

blow up your turbo, oh
(hee hee, hee hee)
blow up your volvo, oh
(hee hee, hee hee)
blow up your turbo, oh
(hee hee, hee hee)
blow up your volvo, oh
(hee hee, hee hee)

blow up your volvo, oh
(hee hee, hee hee)
blow up your turbo, oh
(hee hee, hee hee)
blow up your volvo, oh
(hee hee, hee hee)