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I love the passenger trick with the heated seat. Time it just right and it takes a few minutes for the realisation to sink in, or wonder have they wee'd themselves?(or both!)

Definately like the plastic clip, doesn't stop my wife sticking them in the middle of the screen though!

Could also try:

Grinning at other B&Q shop goers as you load an entire bathroom suite into the boot and drive off, with a passenger, in comfort.(Listening to Roxette)

I think we are also allowed to park on the pavement by the door at IKEA, works for me.

Also, trained my Labrador to give a cheeky grin out of the tailgate window to the 3-series driver 6 inches behind, before leaving them for dead up the motorway slip road.