Right now I am so furious, I just want to drive it into a lake and forget about the darn thing.
There's something wrong, but it affects the locks in such a way that the doors cannot be opened with the levers. So if we were to be in it while I drive it into a lake (...), we would die a horrible death because the doors will simply not open. (Remote control doesn't work, central locking doesn't work when manually opening the driver-door, which is the only door we
can open, thanks to the key).
How can this be that some malfunctioning piece of electronics can prevent a mechanical opening of the door with the doorlever? In a supposedly safe car???
AAARRRGGGGHHHHHH
Oh, and the dash does not function (apart from a few lights), the accelleration is worse than ever, the indicators don't work and the automatic rearview mirror is in night-mode. All (different) fuses that are related to these malfunctions seem OK.
Edit: this is scary... when googling it I get a post by myself from 2013... It's 30 degrees C again, like last time...
This also claims it is communication issues, but no solution. I wouldn't call disconnecting the battery a 'solution'.