[loki_the_glt]

Originally Posted by aardvarkash10

Chpt.2 Verses 3 - 7

And so verily it is that, wherever three or more car enthusiasts will be gathered, there will be discussion.

And the discussion shall begin with a specific request for information, or perhaps a statement of fact proposed by the lesser of the enthusiasts in standing.

Verily, the discussion will proceed in a somewhat orderly manner with occasional confusion and regular apocryphal interjections, yea until the Older Wise Man will recollect a vehicle of entirely different provenance and marque.

Thereunto a story of woe and increasing dispair will be told, spanning months, nay even years, and much begatting of corrective solutions will be encountered encompassing all manner of makes and models except that reference will always be made to that most lowly of vehicles, the Cortina.

The Wise Old Man will be gently corrected as his wisdom is that of an elderly gent fitted with glasses of the rose tint variety.

Nonetheless many pints will be spilt in the course of the parable being recounted, and in the case of the parable being shared in the electronic scriptures, legions of electrons will be deployed and pages will pass without reference to the OP.

For thus it is written.

I believe that the original text of this gospel referred to there being a need for only two car enthusiasts to be gathered; but I may be confusing m'learned friend's source with that of the book of Otto Data.