[loki_the_glt]

You're all such meanies! These young people have few enough pleasures in life and you go blowing them away in the traffic lights grand prix. Have you lost all sense of decorum - Volvos are, unless they're 850T5-Rs, meant to pootle around at 25mph or less, not embarass those who haven't worked out which way round a baseball cap goes or that hoodies don't have to be worn inside the car.

I feel that I can no longer be associated with a group such as this one.

Signed

General-marshal O.L. de Codger (Retd.)