I admire how diplomatic everyone has become ROTL! I must keep trying ( night classes?
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Must dash as Mubarack Hassan from Burkina Faso wants to share millions with me. It's a long story, but he just emailed me out of the blue offering 7.5 million USD! Can you believe it?
Apparently there was a plane crash and the owner of the dosh got killed, so now if that 22 million isn't claimed, it will go to the Burkina Faso Government! What a waste that would be! Mubarack has a plan for me though, and generous dude that he is, he's offering me 7.5 mil!
He was a bit short on specifics, because it was a preliminary message. According to him I need to examine my honesty and discretion before I get back to him. Life just gets better and better! First I have about 7 amazing looking women who want to marry me for no particular reason, offers of a lifetime source of cheap Viagra, and now this!
Oh I love the internet