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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 01:56   #141
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so prove youve got an MOT (not a bent one ) you are aving a laugh you mabey good with alarms and wireing and central locking but this must (shurely) be a joke
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 02:00   #142
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so prove youve got an MOT (not a bent one ) you are aving a laugh you mabey good with alarms and wireing and central locking but this must (shurely) be a joke
thinnk its best you goto bed and sleep it off,

im going soon...

why do you want to see my mot certificate? wanna buy my car?

come up with the £1950 you can have the mot certificate, the car, the keys, the whole folder,

but you wont will you...

yet another timewaster...

but hey, always look on the broght side...my advert 2250 views, 171 replies and going up that well at the top of the list i cant keep count, lol

a BIG LOL HA HA HA
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 02:04   #143
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someone has pm ed me, they want to come and view my car this weekend, so have to goto bed now,

nite all

thank you for all your generous comments...

most helpfull, i now know my engine management light is on, thanks to rsx

gr8 news, ill just pull the bulb out, thanks for tha i would never of noticed

(for those of you who know,, im getting tired now and have to be up for potential customer to purchase my volvo )
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 02:09   #144
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LMason a complete prick is and must be a windup your car must stink like you do (dog) you must never wash ( if yer car is annything to go by )
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 09:17   #145
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coming from someone who thinks the parking light is an engine management light,
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 09:21   #146
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no wind up at all, im after £2500 cash.

it has kept me ammused with all the objections to my advert whilst my tv hasnt been working
Are you sure it's not working or is it that you are simply not bright enough to switch it on?

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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 09:38   #147
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telly now working,

but tbh, this posting is better thank any soap !
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 09:41   #148
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THERE IS NO MOT! and the only person coming to see the shed is bringing a can of petrol and a match. Finally give this car what it wants!

Anyway, a good while back you said the car wasn't yours???
Yet you've put up innumerable posts concerning it over the years! Why...if it's not yours?

WHY make it a complete shed and try to sell it on a dedicated Forum who wish to preserve their cars in the form they started life?

There's no place here for you or your car..................if it exists at all! Recent photo's??
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 09:43   #149
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THERE IS NO MOT! and the only person coming to see the shed is bringing a can of petrol and a match. Finally give this car what it wants!

Anyway, a good while back you said the car wasn't yours???
Yet you've put up innumerable posts concerning it over the years! Why...if it's not yours?

WHY make it a complete shed and try to sell it on a dedicated Forum who wish to preserve their cars in the form they started life?

There's no place here for you or your car..................if it exists at all! Recent photo's??
lay off the happy baccy for a bit, then you wont halucinate
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 09:51   #150
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Hopefully someone will come to look at the car then knock you out for being a time waster deluded fool.

Hows the dog Keith?
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