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Old Apr 23rd, 2015, 20:16   #11
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Panic over. The new tensioner arrived this morning and contrary to my expectations it slipped straight in and an hour later I was back on the road,it seems I made a fuss over nothing, still I know better now.
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Dear Gatos,

I'm thinking of having an affair with a C70. Is this cheating?

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I'm thinking of having an affair with a C70. Is this cheating?

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No, not at all and perfectly fine as long as you are a mormon. You are allowed to own and ride more than one horse carriage at a time, so the same applies to horseless carriages. Just make sure it is a swede and not those unreliable german things.....
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This could turn into a better thread than Dog_book's
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Old Apr 24th, 2015, 16:38   #15
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Dear Gatos, Please help!

I am a strong believer of leaving the past in the past. It's like ex girlfriends! Once you leave you don't go back!

However I find myself one again owning a V40 and just like last time, I am already taking the dashboard apart!!

Why am I doing this?? is there any support groups that can help me? I am worried that this addiction is putting a strain on my marriage!
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Dear Gatos, Please help!

I am a strong believer of leaving the past in the past. It's like ex girlfriends! Once you leave you don't go back!

However I find myself one again owning a V40 and just like last time, I am already taking the dashboard apart!!

Why am I doing this?? is there any support groups that can help me? I am worried that this addiction is putting a strain on my marriage!
That's an easy one again. I am afraid that it is all your fault my dear child. When you experience something like this



you want more and more and more of it.

However, when you experience something like this



do you really want to go back and find another one? No.

So the answer for you is really simple.

Start buying cars like this


and you will never go back to them ever again.....

Now you got hooked on the Volvo....... well, tough poop.

PS. Have fun with the dashboard...
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I think it's replies like this ^^^ that keep us coming back to Volvo's and not the cars themselves!!
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Here is another safe choice


You should also make the same choices in your exes and match them to your car, so here you go

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Mate I used to own one of those and it was a really good piece of equipment!! Just to clarify, I am talking about the Scorpio!!

Drove it 2000 miles to Malta and it never missed a beat!
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Mate I used to own one of those and it was a really good piece of equipment!! Just to clarify, I am talking about the Scorpio!!

Drove it 2000 miles to Malta and it never missed a beat!
I just hate the way it looked on the front. Really sad front.....
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