Problem with my knob - Page 2

adam79 · Sep 17th, 2010, 19:08

Is it wrong that I started to laugh at the name of this title?

DWM · Sep 17th, 2010, 19:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by adam79

Is it wrong that I started to laugh at the name of this title?

http://www.volvoforums.org.uk/showthread.php?t=104788

DWM · Sep 17th, 2010, 21:19

Update: chelle_belle is now EXTREMELY generously sending me gaiter and collar free of charge!!! Very generous indeed

Thank you.

With any luck this will finally kill this thread with all its tragically pathetic schoolboy humour. I must say I'm really looking forward to slipping the new one on to my stick and so long as it fits a bit tighter it should cure my floppy knob issues and with any luck the new bit will fit snugly right into the bottom. And if it gives me a bit more poke, all to the good.

T4Rick · Sep 17th, 2010, 22:14

doodlebug · Sep 17th, 2010, 23:47

This has got to be one of the funnist threads I have read in a long long time..... brilliant!!!!

cumbrianmale · Sep 19th, 2010, 20:54

So have you got wood yet?

nm1985 · Sep 19th, 2010, 21:06

was this not a serious problem??

I feel let down because people normally pay for my advice and always look to help people out. I hope your knob breaks for real mister because I wont be here next time to put it straight for you

T4Rick · Sep 19th, 2010, 21:29

Buy a porno mag and see if it does anything for you

DWM · Sep 19th, 2010, 21:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by cumbrianmale

So have you got wood yet?

Ahem - getting wood was not the problem. That came quickly and easily I'll have you know. It's the fitting I have trouble with - my existing girth just seems to be too great.

I've just laid my wood out on the kitchen table for the time being. I understand that the remedy is to be posted on Monday, and doubtless I'll be taking a closer look at my shaft then. Watch this space.

DWM · Sep 19th, 2010, 21:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by nm1985

was this not a serious problem??

I feel let down because people normally pay for my advice and always look to help people out. I hope your knob breaks for real mister because I wont be here next time to put it straight for you

Not serious? Picture it: I've got a new one lying there in the kitchen basically begging for me to slide it on to the old rod but I can't do anything till I get a new piece. The old one is still looking as grey and depressing as ever and since I gave it a squeeze in a G-clamp last week to get it off it just slops loosely around on my stick. Whaddaya mean not serious?

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DWM VOC Member Last Online: Apr 4th, 2023 18:13 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Oxford	Update: chelle_belle is now EXTREMELY generously sending me gaiter and collar free of charge!!! Very generous indeed Thank you. With any luck this will finally kill this thread with all its tragically pathetic schoolboy humour. I must say I'm really looking forward to slipping the new one on to my stick and so long as it fits a bit tighter it should cure my floppy knob issues and with any luck the new bit will fit snugly right into the bottom. And if it gives me a bit more poke, all to the good. __________________ (Formerly) 1988 745 B230K (Phoenix) Last edited by DWM; Sep 17th, 2010 at 23:12.

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