The Volvo YCC

[andy_d]

sealed bonnet well that applies to about 60% and rising of males ,, they Dont lift the bonnet as they dont have clue 1 what to do with it if they did,, And they dont Want to learn. "topping up" things far too complicated and dirty for them so they dont, forget Checking things and repairs thats what the MOT is for,, then they can biatch and moan about the mot cost,,,

The headrests had indentations to accommodate pony tails.

nowt wrong there

The bumpers and body cladding were made from tough, dent resistant materials.

again nowt wrong there, see the orrible old cowbag next door and how That "parks" a car,, Every Other car on the road needs them when IT gets behind the wheel,, tbh given the state of her Vision,, or lack of the cow shouldnt be driving anyway but that wont stop her....

Tbh your not FAR off this with the current crop that Volvo (china) offer, home maintenance is Not possible on the new stuff, and a Lot of other (lesser makes) follow the same "no needs a dealer" (who also cant FIX the car but gouge your wallet)

its the price you pay for your Throwaway "new is better" mentality,,

[baggy798]

That's hilarious!

I miss the good old days of 2001 when everything was normal, no PC BS, internet not yet infested with Karens and rainbow-haired loonies, no crying racist/sexist/offended at the earliest opportunity for some perceived moral high ground, teletext was still big, there were grid girls in F1 and no terrorist loving paper champs, and you could buy a "It's not for girls" Yorkie the size of a cricket bat.

A happier time.