760 Estate for Sale - Page 2

CharlesStevenson · Nov 22nd, 2014, 19:22

I've now found the 'for sale' post that all the other stuff was related to.

Can't see any benefit whatsoever in drafting an ad this way.

If anyone, especially the OP, can provide a link to any car company that has ever advertised a car in this manner I'd be interested to hear how successful it was at gaining a sale.

Car = money
Money = serious

Therefore buying = serious.

Car = fun AFTER the purchase, if you buy right.

hancock23 · Nov 22nd, 2014, 21:07

Dogs = four legs

Cats = four legs

Therefore, my dog is a cat.

'Wanted: Someone with taste, means and a stomach strong enough to buy this erstwhile house of ill-repute in Pimlico. It is untouched by the 20th century as far as conveniences for even the basic human decencies are concerned. Although it reeks of damp or worse, the plaster is coming off the walls and daylight peeps through a hole in the roof, it is still habitable judging by the bed of rags, fag ends and empty bottles in one corner.'

(Roy Brooks, Estate Agent)

Nov 22nd, 2014, 19:22	#11
CharlesStevenson Premier Member Last Online: Mar 24th, 2024 17:33 Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Nottingham	I've now found the 'for sale' post that all the other stuff was related to. Can't see any benefit whatsoever in drafting an ad this way. If anyone, especially the OP, can provide a link to any car company that has ever advertised a car in this manner I'd be interested to hear how successful it was at gaining a sale. Car = money Money = serious Therefore buying = serious. Car = fun AFTER the purchase, if you buy right. __________________ Now: 04 reg V70 2.4 SE 2.4 auto 177k Then: Volvo, Saab, BMW, MB, Ford, Vx, Opel, Fiat, Rover, Porsche, Alfa, Austin, Renault, etc

Nov 22nd, 2014, 21:07	#12
hancock23 New Member Last Online: Feb 18th, 2022 11:42 Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Southampton	Cats and Dogs. Dogs = four legs Cats = four legs Therefore, my dog is a cat. 'Wanted: Someone with taste, means and a stomach strong enough to buy this erstwhile house of ill-repute in Pimlico. It is untouched by the 20th century as far as conveniences for even the basic human decencies are concerned. Although it reeks of damp or worse, the plaster is coming off the walls and daylight peeps through a hole in the roof, it is still habitable judging by the bed of rags, fag ends and empty bottles in one corner.' (Roy Brooks, Estate Agent)

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