For sale 2 seater volvo s70 t5 se manual 1997 p reg

[Stylus]

What an absolute muppet.
Very surprised you still have a dog. Would have thought any self respecting mutt would have f##ked off and left your sorry arse on it's own.

[440-Turbo]

Is this your doggy?

[bonelorry]

This thread has made my day, Classic

[BigBas]

Originally Posted by andy72

im confused... the seller is saying he doesnt WANT to sell it, yet advertises it for sale?

Lets look at the facts.

147K miles is not exactly low mileage
No Back seats
No rear door cards
Stinks of dogs
Smokes on start up
Clutch issues
Needs a good valet.

£1950 no offers.

When you coud have.... for £200 less.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Volvo...item3cb5dd6fc5

or
for £500 less with 42K less miles..

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-S70-...item27bd61968d


Thats what people are referring to when they say its over priced and a reality check is needed. If you dont want to sell it, dont advertise it.

Is that still there!!! The saffron R in Blackpool...ish lol. WHy would no one by that

[Lmason]

if you run an architects business, good for you.

regarding the tax, it is INHERITANCE tax.

instead of asking me to give you lessons on it, and embarrassing yourself, google it and it will tell you what inheritance tax is !! duuhhh

yeah scrap yard wouldnt take it, cos they said there that good the volvo t5 s70`s no one ever buys any parts from them because there is no demand, as they are that well made and relaible,

[Lmason]

i agree, i could do with lessons on how to sell a car,

its not often i sell my cars, so do not do this sort of thing every day.

i will try another advert;

volvo s70 t5, opinions of volvo owners on volvo forums is that it is a shed, it is a heap, it does not get you to a and b and back with your dog in the back.



it isnt a bird puller, you cant s**g anything in the rear seat, cos there isnt a rear seat.

the engine should be in the back, not in the front.


you will need to mot it in may 2012

you will have to tax it in october 2011

you will have to put petrol in it to go

you have to clean it inside and out.

due to needing the above, no one who knows volvos will not pay more than £200.

the present owner prefers his cars how they drive, not how it looks, he likes his women the same way too.

so if you prefer something cosmetic, stick to what you like

[andy72]

Originally Posted by Lmason

if you run an architects business, good for you.

regarding the tax, it is INHERITANCE tax.

instead of asking me to give you lessons on it, and embarrassing yourself, google it and it will tell you what inheritance tax is !! duuhhh

yeah scrap yard wouldnt take it, cos they said there that good the volvo t5 s70`s no one ever buys any parts from them because there is no demand, as they are that well made and relaible,

Please, tell me more. Im interested in the reason you dont just weigh the T5 in if it would save you over £150K in tax? Hell, i'd be finding the nearest river to drive it into if i was in that position

PS the second ad is even worse... basically yourse saying that other volvo owner ie those that KNOW volvos say its a shed. Not a good start. Then you basically go on to confirm it. And if you werent already thinking it was a wind up, you add in the £1950 no offers just to make sure

[jonnyv]

I think the guys in the MOT station must have been in stitches when they saw it...lol!!

[Lmason]

solicitor needs to know the true value of every item,

by scrapping it, giving it away, dumping it is called tax avoidance, which is illegal.

typical geordie cloth cap, all the same.

again, before you mouth off about something you dont know about, learn your facts.

[Lmason]

the reason im on here is to sell my car for £1950.

it appears many object to it.

im only replying to negative responses because my telly is knackered.