Top Tip Of The Day

Andy Northface · Sep 16th, 2011, 08:47

I don't know about you lot but where I park my car I always pay attention to any fluids that are on the floor. If it's red,gearbox oil,if its watery,I have a little taste off the end of my finger,Just water,obviously just rain water left from the previous nights downfall or just from the air-con. If it tastes sweet,oh dear,anti-freeze! Oh bugger,head gasket or hopefully just a leaky joint or a holed pipe.

Then again if it tastes slightly bitter,it's probably dog pee, Yes folks.at half past eight this morning I was tasting dog pee and my daughter was howling with laughter! Feel such a berk now!

lyron · Sep 16th, 2011, 09:01

thanks andy, that gave us a bloomin good laugh this morning.

Palmer · Sep 16th, 2011, 11:36

Roflmao!

andy_d · Sep 16th, 2011, 11:45

andy...
there's a tip may help you in winter if we have snow

migrator · Sep 16th, 2011, 12:21

I believe that the 2007 was a good year ...

kebab10 · Sep 16th, 2011, 13:27

And dont forget hydraulic fluid has a bitter taste. Will have you spitting for ages.

Andy Northface · Sep 16th, 2011, 13:45

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Originally Posted by kebab10

And dont forget hydraulic fluid has a bitter taste. Will have you spitting for ages.

forgot that one! 'orrible!!

johnnyv70 · Sep 16th, 2011, 15:57

Andy...your Barkin mad....a good tip..but thats why I have Lindsey..god bless her, she,s tasted some terrible things for me,lol, well she,s a Geordie too ,must be the air up there...

john

The Hooded Claw · Sep 16th, 2011, 16:11

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Originally Posted by andy_d

andy...
there's a tip may help you in winter if we have snow

Theres an old joke about "Yellow Snow" ... Goes summot like (& This is from Memory!!) ..

Daughter brings her boyfriend home in deepest Mid winter at 2AM & theres 2 foot of snow on the ground......... In the morning here Parents are discussing the fact that their daughters Boyfriend Had Peed His Name in the snow outside the front door....

Mother "Did you Notice that Amy's Boyfriend Had "peed his Name" in the snow outside the front door"

Father "Yes I did Notice that"

Mother Aren't you Annoyed about it"???

Father That he "Peed his Name" NO NOT REALLY, That his Name was WRITTEN IN OUR DAUGHTERS HANDWRITING ?? YES That Did Worry me slightly"

Toplights · Sep 16th, 2011, 16:15

The new antifreeze makes no1 Son gag,i wasen't daft enough to taste it.

Sep 16th, 2011, 08:47	#1
Andy Northface Where's that 18mm socket? Last Online: Apr 25th, 2016 23:01 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Normally in the dog house, Chester-Le-Street	Top Tip Of The Day I don't know about you lot but where I park my car I always pay attention to any fluids that are on the floor. If it's red,gearbox oil,if its watery,I have a little taste off the end of my finger,Just water,obviously just rain water left from the previous nights downfall or just from the air-con. If it tastes sweet,oh dear,anti-freeze! Oh bugger,head gasket or hopefully just a leaky joint or a holed pipe. Then again if it tastes slightly bitter,it's probably dog pee, Yes folks.at half past eight this morning I was tasting dog pee and my daughter was howling with laughter! Feel such a berk now! Last edited by Andy Northface; Sep 16th, 2011 at 09:37.

Sep 16th, 2011, 09:01	#2
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migrator Aye - him again Last Online: Today 14:25 Join Date: May 2001 Location: HAWICK	I believe that the 2007 was a good year ... __________________ (Ouch - that's another knuckle ...) VOC 11817

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johnnyv70 Master Member Last Online: Apr 20th, 2021 00:04 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: merseyside	Andy...your Barkin mad....a good tip..but thats why I have Lindsey..god bless her, she,s tasted some terrible things for me,lol, well she,s a Geordie too ,must be the air up there... john __________________ _current car 2003 s40 2.0 green ________________ 1998 v70 10v turquoise(231,000 and rising) 1997 S70 green

Sep 16th, 2011, 11:36	#3
Palmer Premier Member Last Online: Nov 7th, 2021 02:21 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Peterborough	Roflmao!

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kebab10 Premier Member Last Online: Jul 24th, 2015 16:09 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: oxford	And dont forget hydraulic fluid has a bitter taste. Will have you spitting for ages.

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Toplights VOC Member 23660 Last Online: Yesterday 23:18 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Surrey View Photos By: Toplights	The new antifreeze makes no1 Son gag,i wasen't daft enough to taste it. __________________ Old Works Motor. Malcolm and my Wheels, 1998 V70 2.5 20 Valve Auto Classic,Unmodified.

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