How not to park!!

Bob · Jan 22nd, 2003, 19:37

I saw this and just had to post it here. List your captions below.

http://www.volvoclub.org.uk/graphics/parking.jpg

Networkguy · Jan 22nd, 2003, 23:18

>http://www.volvoclub.org.uk/graphics/parking.jpg
>
I am a woman therefore I am expected to do this.

Jan 22nd, 2003, 23:54

I wonder if she thought someone would nick it if she left the keys in the ignition... and that bottle of water, I mean honestly.

George

Anglo-Swede resident near Leuven in Belgium

'87 745 GLE Turbo Diesel Intercooler (D24TIC/M46, 200k)
'88 745 Turbo Intercooler (B230FT/M46, 270k)
'88 745 GL (B200E/M47, 200k)
'89 440 GL (B18K, 90k)

niloc · Jan 23rd, 2003, 00:20

I hope the car was well undersealed!!!

Colin Aldridge

South Wales

'90 765 GLE

Peter Milnes · Jan 23rd, 2003, 00:34

"I had just washed it and couldn't do a thing with it!"

All the best, Peter

migrator · Jan 23rd, 2003, 11:43

That's the last time I use 'Cheapo Ferries'

Dan F · Jan 23rd, 2003, 12:15

http://www.volvoclub.org.uk/graphics/parking.jpg

"My husband asked me if I could fetch the water from the car.....I think I am going need more bottles..."

or

"Noreens new Mega-shades were so good, that even a massive white boat in direct sunlight couldn't penetrate the lenses".

or

"Noreen wondered if this is what they meant when they said women should stay in the kitchen..."

or

"Noreen took her husband literally when he asked her to park as near to the boat as she could......"

Just a few to get you started........

Cheers,
Dan.

Jan 23rd, 2003, 12:42

Before using tyres as cheap boat fenders it is preferable to remove them from the vehicle!!!!!!!

Jan 23rd, 2003, 15:39

"I needed to replace the exhaust and I've lost my jack..."

George

Anglo-Swede resident near Leuven in Belgium

'87 745 GLE Turbo Diesel Intercooler (D24TIC/M46, 200k)
'88 745 Turbo Intercooler (B230FT/M46, 270k)
'88 745 GL (B200E/M47, 200k)
'89 440 GL (B18K, 90k)

Dan F · Jan 23rd, 2003, 16:05

>I saw this and just had to post it here. List your captions
>below.
>
>http://www.volvoclub.org.uk/graphics/parking.jpg
>
>

Here's some more:

"Never mind the car dear.....at least I saved the evian".

or

"I thought it looked a bit small for a ferry...."

or

"Noreen wondered why she hadn't been warned about the new 'perpendicular parking' aspect of the driving test..."

or

"A satisfied grin spread across Noreens face as she imagined her husbands face when he set eyes on his new off roader"

or

"Noreen looked around blankly wondering if it was perhaps time to clean her glasses...."

Later,
Dan.

Jan 22nd, 2003, 19:37	#1
Bob Club Director Last Online: Apr 22nd, 2024 17:25 Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: From Neath, now London View Photos By: Bob	How not to park!! I saw this and just had to post it here. List your captions below. http://www.volvoclub.org.uk/graphics/parking.jpg __________________ Robert Isaac VOC Director 1995 850 T5 auto estate. 280hp 289K miles and purrrs 2009 Jap import V70 2.5T 200hp 51K miles

Jan 22nd, 2003, 23:18	#2
Networkguy Senior Member Last Online: Sep 20th, 2022 19:25 Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Lincolnshire	RE: How not to park!! >http://www.volvoclub.org.uk/graphics/parking.jpg > I am a woman therefore I am expected to do this.

Jan 22nd, 2003, 23:54	#3
George Holmer Guest Location:	RE: How not to park!! I wonder if she thought someone would nick it if she left the keys in the ignition... and that bottle of water, I mean honestly. George Anglo-Swede resident near Leuven in Belgium '87 745 GLE Turbo Diesel Intercooler (D24TIC/M46, 200k) '88 745 Turbo Intercooler (B230FT/M46, 270k) '88 745 GL (B200E/M47, 200k) '89 440 GL (B18K, 90k)

Jan 23rd, 2003, 00:20	#4
niloc SWV Benefactor Last Online: Jan 30th, 2013 13:44 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Newport, South Wales	RE: How not to park!! I hope the car was well undersealed!!! Colin Aldridge South Wales '90 765 GLE

Jan 23rd, 2003, 00:34	#5
Peter Milnes Premier Member Last Online: Apr 10th, 2014 00:01 Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Tonyrefail	RE: How not to park!! "I had just washed it and couldn't do a thing with it!" All the best, Peter

Jan 23rd, 2003, 11:43	#6
migrator Aye - him again Last Online: Yesterday 18:30 Join Date: May 2001 Location: HAWICK	RE: How not to park!! That's the last time I use 'Cheapo Ferries' __________________ (Ouch - that's another knuckle ...) VOC 11817

Jan 23rd, 2003, 12:15	#7
Dan F Premier Member Last Online: Apr 7th, 2008 13:05 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Worcs	RE: How not to park!! http://www.volvoclub.org.uk/graphics/parking.jpg "My husband asked me if I could fetch the water from the car.....I think I am going need more bottles..." or "Noreens new Mega-shades were so good, that even a massive white boat in direct sunlight couldn't penetrate the lenses". or "Noreen wondered if this is what they meant when they said women should stay in the kitchen..." or "Noreen took her husband literally when he asked her to park as near to the boat as she could......" Just a few to get you started........ Cheers, Dan.

Jan 23rd, 2003, 12:42	#8
exley Guest Location:	RE: How not to park!! Before using tyres as cheap boat fenders it is preferable to remove them from the vehicle!!!!!!!

Jan 23rd, 2003, 15:39	#9
George Holmer Guest Location:	RE: How not to park!! "I needed to replace the exhaust and I've lost my jack..." George Anglo-Swede resident near Leuven in Belgium '87 745 GLE Turbo Diesel Intercooler (D24TIC/M46, 200k) '88 745 Turbo Intercooler (B230FT/M46, 270k) '88 745 GL (B200E/M47, 200k) '89 440 GL (B18K, 90k)

Jan 23rd, 2003, 16:05	#10
Dan F Premier Member Last Online: Apr 7th, 2008 13:05 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Worcs	RE: How not to park!! >I saw this and just had to post it here. List your captions >below. > >http://www.volvoclub.org.uk/graphics/parking.jpg > > Here's some more: "Never mind the car dear.....at least I saved the evian". or "I thought it looked a bit small for a ferry...." or "Noreen wondered why she hadn't been warned about the new 'perpendicular parking' aspect of the driving test..." or "A satisfied grin spread across Noreens face as she imagined her husbands face when he set eyes on his new off roader" or "Noreen looked around blankly wondering if it was perhaps time to clean her glasses...." Later, Dan.

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