for sale volvo s70 t5 manual good condition £1250 ono

[The Hooded Claw]

Originally Posted by RUTV70

Errr...then how does it have the same Reg, No..and exactly the same mileage.???????
Explain please.?..(though I'll probably regret it..LOL)

NUFF SAID!!!!

[SonyVaio]

Originally Posted by Lmason

its not the same car im tellin ye, i should know my cars !! and wot ive got.

dumbo`s

DWEEB,

You are the opposite of a 'Left Boob'!!

[The Hooded Claw]

Originally Posted by SonyVaio

DWEEB,

You are the opposite of a 'Left Boob'!!

Oh Goodness Me ... you don't mean a "RIGHT TIT" by any chance do you Sony ???? Snarf Snarf !!!

[SonyVaio]

Originally Posted by The Hooded Claw

Oh Goodness Me ... you don't mean a "RIGHT TIT" by any chance do you Sony ???? Snarf Snarf !!!

- Yip that's the one but he is not limited to just the one kind of tit of course. With his schiz nature he can be one of many and any of the following but not limited to:

Great Tit
Bearded Tit
Crested Tit
Willow Tit
Marsh Tit
Coal Tit
Blue Tit

Or just a simple complete and utter tit!!

As you can see I know my tits and can spot one a mile off, but I think this is the biggest one I've ever come across. Just wish he would just fly off somewhere.

Just IMHO.

[Lmason]

its not the same car.

anyone intrested in buying it £1350 ono ?

[SonyVaio]

Originally Posted by Lmason

its not the same car.

anyone intrested in buying it £1350 ono ?

Go on then!!

Humour us all, tell us exactly why it is not the same car?

From this side of the fence LMASON it is the same shape, same model, same colour, same mileage, same REGISTRATION NUMBER and as usual the same old story!!

Unless you've miraculously transplanted one vehicle onto a new chasis and somehow managed to move the registration over too I think I'll take a quote from Judge Judy - YOUR FULL OF BALONEY!!!!

But please do enlighten us with your great wisdom. I'm more than happy to appologise if somehow we are all wrong. Whats with the now £1350?? You started the thread off at £1250, have you had an overwhelming response to your advertisement??

[RUTV70]

Y'know...I have a sneaky feeling in my old bones that this is a complete wind-up.?
Mr. Mason is either incredibly (how can I put this politely.?)..errr..disadvantaged.?...or very clever.

I mean, all this can't possibly be for real...can it.?
Are WE feeding the monster I wonder.?

Neil

[Lmason]

if you really wanna know, i breed volvo`s, ok

[mr shifter]

Barking mad i think.

[SonyVaio]

Originally Posted by Lmason

if you really wanna know, i breed volvo`s, ok

Well Mr Mason, you can relish in the fact that you have wound many people up with fool hardy ignorance and disrespect. So I now applaud and congratulate you on your endeavours but seriously! you really need to take a long hard look at yourself.

Heaven forbit you ever figure out coitus.